1. ” … I MAY HAVE GAINED SOME WEIGHT.”
2. “THIS BOX IS CLEARLY SIZE-IST.”
3. “WHAT? IT’S MORE COMFORTABLE THIS WAY!”
4. ” … THIS REALLY LOOKED BIGGER FROM THE OUTSIDE.”
5. “THAT’S OK — I DIDN’T EVEN WANT TO FULLY SIT.”
6. “I SWEAR THIS BOX FIT LAST WEEK!”
7. “WHATEVER. THIS BOX IS SO LAST SEASON ANYWAY.”
