Hilarious Little Boy Has Some Solid Logic For Never Wanting To Get Married…

Kids can be pretty opinionated when it comes to matters like playtime, food and sleep, but this little boy has some strong opinions about at least one other subject: marriage. While chewing on a hefty slice of pepperoni pizza, this adorable little boy chats with his Dad and shares his thoughts on marriage, kissing, and fatherhood.

Now, a question about marriage may stump other kids his age, but this guy’s already put a lot of thought into the matter. Plain and simple: he does not want to get married. “I don’t want to be married at all!” says the little munchkin. “Are you kidding? I would be scared!” Okay, fair enough point… but that’s apparently not his only issue with the idea.

“I don’t want to kiss anyone.” he further explains. “If they kiss me, they sometimes do it with spit!” He stress eats, furrowing his brow when Dad brings up the issue of kids. “Which kids will I have?” he asks, contemplating far into the future. You have to feel for the little guy! These are some tough questions!

Watch the video below to hear the rest of his compelling argument. 


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