18 Sassy Needlepoint Designs That Will Make You Want To Get Stitching Immediately

These particular cross-stitches, though, have had it up to HERE with dishing out cutesy bits of advice. They refuse to be relegated to a doily-covered table in your home, and are here to give you a piece of their mind. They don’t believe that old-fashioned wall art should be mild-mannered, and are dishing out their sassy (and explicit) adages.

Just imagine one of these hanging on your foyer wall, scaring away any unwanted guests forever:

1. This cross-stitch that isn’t afraid to give it to you straight.

sassy cross stitch

2. This punny wall art.

sassy cross stitch

3. This needlepoint who just wants to chill.

sassy cross stitch

4. This succinct stitching.

sassy cross stitch

5. This cross-stitch who just doesn’t give a f**k.

sassy cross stitch

6. The embroidered pillow with some solid advice.

sassy cross stitch

7. The cross-stitch who doesn’t sweat the small stuff.

sassy cross stitch

8. This realist wall art.

sassy cross stitch

9. This lacy decoration who has totally lost its manners.

sassy cross stitch

10. This rhyming cross-stitch.

sassy cross stitch

11. The embroidery that’s tired of your shit.

sassy cross stitch

12. The stitching that just wants to be alone.

sassy cross stitch

13. The tatting that declines to be sweet.

sassy cross stitch

14. The less-than-welcoming needlepoint.

sassy cross stitch

15. This hand-crafted eye-roll.

sassy cross stitch

16. This embroidered apathy.

sassy cross stitch

17. This tart-tongued tatting.

sassy cross stitch

18. The cross-stitch who knows what you really want to read.

sassy cross stitch

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