(I’m an employee in a hardware store. I’m helping a young married couple. The wife is wearing a flattering, but form-fitting top. An old couple standing nearby is complaining loudly.)
Old Lady: “Young people today are so lazy! That’s why they’ve all gotten fat; they’re sitting around playing video games! And it makes it worse when they wear clothes that don’t fit! People who are old enough to know better shouldn’t wear clothes that are too tight; they make them look fatter! That girl right there; look at her! You can see her stomach pooch!”
(The young wife places her hand over her belly.)
Young Wife: “I’m… PREGNANT.”
Old Lady: “I… I, um… Well, I wasn’t talking… Let’s go, honey!”
(She grabs her husband, and they quickly leave.)
Young Husband: “Just to confirm; we’re not pregnant, right?”
Young Wife: “Nope, but that’s what she gets for talking bad about strangers in public.”
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