The other day I needed to pay a visit to the public toilet, so I found a public toilet that had two cubicles.
One of the doors was locked. So I went into the other one, closed the door, dropped my skirt and sat down.
A voice came from the cubicle next to me:
“Hello, how are you doing?”
Although I thought that it was a bit strange, I didn’t want to be rude, so I replied,
“Not too bad, thanks.”
After a short pause, I heard the voice again.
“So, what are you up to?”
Again I answered, somewhat reluctantly,
“Just having a quick shit… How about yourself?”
The next thing I heard him say was, “Sorry, mate; I’ll have to call you back.
I’ve got some stupid woman in the cubicle next to me answering everything I say.”
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