A couple going through a divorce are fighting over who gets to keep the child.
‘I birthed the child. Therefore it’s mine!’ says the wife. ‘That’s not true; you’re not the mother!’ replies the husband.
‘The child isn’t even yours,’ says the mother, ‘I was cheating on you!’ The father replies, ‘it’s not YOURS either!’
Confused, the mother asks ‘how?’
The father replied: ‘After the birth, at the hospital, you told me the kid had pooed himself and asked me to change him.’
‘And?’ said the mother.
‘And I did!’
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