What do you do when your beloved has disappeared without a trace? For some strange reason, humans believe that the best way to find something that’s gone missing is to put up as many signs as possible around the neighborhood.
Occasionally the strategy works and these signs help the lost become found, but in most cases lost and found signs are just people giving out their home phone number to a bunch of random street drifters. The good news is that once you’ve lost enough stuff in your life, you completely lose your mind and that’s where the fun begins.
Take, for example, these funny lost and found signs.
Looks Like Someone Lost Their “Cat”
What It Looks Like To Lose Your MindSo… You’re Missing A Ninja Turtle? I’ve Been Alone With You Inside My Mind Lionel Richie is that you? “Hello, is it me you’re looking for? ‘Cause I wonder where you are And I wonder what you do.” Intelligent and funny, this sign belongs in the Hall-of-Fame of lost signs. Look at it.
You Have To Say Yes…Don’t Make Your Chicken SadEric The Dog Is An Idiot? Finder’s Keepers Whoever was the original owner of this precious pooch must feel horrible. The dog they lost is now friends with a new owner, who doesn’t seem like they’ll be letting the dog go anytime soon.
A Unicorn From ManhattanLooking For The Bird
Found All These Random PostersHope In Humanity Afterall It isn’t every day that you see such a polite sign like this. This sign isn’t one that will make you smile from laughter, but rather from the kindness a random stranger showed another stranger. Hey, It’s Schrödinger’s CatNot A Flattering PhotoSomeone Really Needs A BoyfriendSomeone Hire This BabysitterKeep The Darn Dog! Lay Off The DrugsHave You Seen THIS Fly? Just Take A Look Mr. Tiddles Is Missing
What Is The Reward? We’d Keep Him! Don’t Eat The Missing Pets! Lost In The CloudsSo Much Going On HereLimited Time To Find AaronCome Get Your ‘Cat’“The Opposite Of Lost” We Can Relate.Trade Dog For Music Lessons
Bird Of TerrorDidn’t Think This One ThroughPrince, Is That You? Parrot Trolling At Its Finest
Help, My Imaginary Friend Is MissingOnly $100Please Keep HimGhostbusters MarketingSentimental ValueThey Even Included TapeSorry Not SorryA Missed OpportunityDon’t Make It WeirdRubber Band BanditThere’s A Wormhole On The LooseWe Feel For This PersonCrazy KlausJust Like Pee Wee’s Big Adventure