Elderly Man Gives Best Reply To Sarcastic Waitress

Have you ever met that type of person who just doesn’t give a hoot? They say what they want, when they want and don’t really care what other people have to say about it. What’s life without a little shock-value entertainment?

Here’s how it goes.

A little old man shuffled slowly into an ice cream parlor.

He pulled himself slowly, painfully, up onto a stool.

After catching his breath, he ordered a banana split.

The waitress asked kindly,”Crushed nuts?”

“No,” he replied, “arthritis”.

Nice comeback!

As we get older, our bodies just aren’t what the used to be. But instead of feeling bad about what you can’t change, you might as well learn to laugh about it – even at your own expense! Laughter is a great medicine, and it’s unlike anything else. So if this joke gave you a good chuckle, then it was worth the few seconds you spent reading it.

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