Two guys are working at a construction site. Neither one wants to be there today.
First guy says to the second guy.
“I’m gonna act crazy so that I can get sent home.”
So he climbs the rafters and hangs upside down and starts yelling,
“I’m a lightbulb; I’m a lightbulb!”
Foreman sees him and says,
“Go home; you’re crazy.”
Second guy can’t believe it. First guy packs his tools and leaves. Second guy starts packing his stuff too. The foreman sees him and asks him,
“Where do you think you’re going?”
Second guy says,
“Home, I can’t work in the dark!”
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