Find Out The 12 Differences Between British And Swedish Nightclubs

differences between british swedish nightclubs

If you absolutely abhor going out on the town on a Friday or Saturday night in your hometown because you feel like all the locals look like some of the inbred characters from The Hills Have Eyes, you’re not alone.  However bad you think the people frequenting the nightclubs in YOUR area might be, they probably aren’t as bad as the people frequenting the clubs in England. Take a look at the hilariously shocking and incredibly obvious differences between British nightclubs and Swedish nightclubs.

1. Double trouble is welcomed in Sweden but feared in England.

differences between british swedish nightclubs

differences between british swedish nightclubs

2. There’s a whole lot of yes in Sweden and a little bit too much nope in England.

differences between british swedish nightclubs

differences between british swedish nightclubs

3. Sweden’s got sideboob AND cleavage on point, and so does England…but definitely not the kind that anyone wants to see.

differences between british swedish nightclubs

differences between british swedish nightclubs

4. Even the girls love the girls in Sweden, while in England…the only people loving those girls are their mothers.

differences between british swedish nightclubs

differences between british swedish nightclubs

5. Swedish girls are always down to play while English girls are always down to eat.

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6. In Sweden the girls are tanned, mostly blonde bombshells, while it’s obviously the opposite in England.

differences between british swedish nightclubs

differences between british swedish nightclubs

7. In Sweden, after a sweaty night, the girls are still hot messes; emphasis on the hot. The girls in England, however, are hot messes; emphasis on the mess.

differences between british swedish nightclubs

differences between british swedish nightclubs

8. The Swedes look Photoshopped to perfection while the Brits look like they’ve been purposely altered to look so bad.

differences between british swedish nightclubs

differences between british swedish nightclubs

9. Although this Swedish girl looks like she rolled in Cheeto dust, at least she doesn’t look like she ate it all.

differences between british swedish nightclubs

differences between british swedish nightclubs

10. Girls always travel in packs, some packs just happen to be better deals than others.

differences between british swedish nightclubs

differences between british swedish nightclubs

11. Swedish girls give stares that kill. English girls give stares that make you run away.

differences between british swedish nightclubs

differences between british swedish nightclubs

12. Sweden is full of babes, and not in the “Babe the pig” way.

differences between british swedish nightclubs

differences between british swedish nightclubs

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